Thursday, July 26, 2007

A Magnificent Folly

After posting this entry, I learned that women now have more access to the place than they had before, although they must still be accompanied by male members (with all other parts attached, I assume). I don't know how they feel about loose women, but there shall be no women on the loose running amok in the halls.


The Ingomar Club, nee the Carson Mansion, may be the most photographed building in the U.S. It was built in 1885 by lumber and railroad magnate William Carson from the eclectic and absurdly controversial design of a pair of San Francisco architects. Originally from the province of New Brunswick, Canada, Carson came to California to look for gold, and found redwood instead.


The last of his descendants to live in the Mansion moved out in 1940, leaving it vacant for 10 years. It was in danger of being demolished so that the property could be developed, but a group of local businessmen purchased the building for use as a private men’s club. They decided to call it The Ingomar Club after the theatre which Carson had constructed and named after his favourite play, “Ingomar the Barbarian”. Club members pay for maintenance and improvement of the building and its grounds. Fine dining can be had in the new boxy restaurant addition overlooking the Bay.


The purpose of the club is for the socializing and enjoyment of its male-only members. Initiation fees and dues are steep, entrance is allowed only to members and their guests, except on rare occasions women are forbidden, dress code is absolute. Within its walls, business fellows are hailed and well-met, wheels are dealed and deals wheeled, power is broked, movers and shakers of the community discuss their next move and how it will shake out.

The Penile Cupola

Periodically through the years women have tried to gain entrance…local businesswomen wanting membership and access to the inner circle…visiting notables wanting a tour of the building or a meal on the wrong day…Verboten! Not one angry, frustrated, little toe through the doorway.


We make up stories about the building and imaginary occupants. Its crazy, crenellated, Goth, bats-in-the-belfry exterior lends itself to tales of debauchery, bestiality, slavery and abuse, bondage and discipline days. The political secrecy of a Bohemian Club or Skull & Bones, the fantastic excess of a Disney castle, accessible as the Pope’s bedchamber, with overtones of Abu Ghraib. Reality, I am sure, is probably dry as toast, but what we’re not allowed to see, we can imagine any way we want. Although, actually, I have been inside – one Christmas party, one bank business reception, one luncheon. It’s very beautiful – full of wonderful wood – a magnificent playhouse.

6 comments:

Geezergirl said...

Very nice pics, Ms. Bug! How about getting a few gals together and breaking into the magnificient mansion and spending the night?

Sam said...

Loose women on the loose?

Rebecca said...

I went to the Ingomar years ago for a Daly's Christmas party...with Jenny. She was pulling double duty, working for Daly's at the time and was also with the band.

After a fine buffet style meal (Swedish meatballs from a chafing dish, anyone?), and WAY too many mixed drinks, I got up in my finest 80's cocktail dress and heels to dance with my friends as they performed.

I can't exactly describe myself as a loose woman but the Swedish meatballs and liquor in my belly, along with my perception of the place, where vaginas are only occasionally tolerated but not allowed, brought out my inner vixen.

During a rousing rendition of something by Huey Lewis...I hiked skirt and mooned the band...and the heads of the department store...and anyone else that happened to be looking.

Jenny and I left, cocktails in hand, shortly after...giggling, laughing, snorting...on the loose.

Take that!

Exclusive mens club my a**!

Sam said...

That's my girl! Could a mother be any prouder?

Anonymous said...

used to be open to the public for several years, when I was a kid, we were able to visit it often, remember the woodwork..lovely old place, too bad someone let it become privatized, sigh.

Anonymous said...

Great work.